Send a message to your patriot conspiracy theorist with this explosive QR code greeting card—the ultimate truth-seeker’s gift! Scan the QR to uncover a wild parody where Killary Clinton cackles like a political horror queen, accused of ‘Epsteining’ Barack’s gay chef, found mysteriously dead in a lake. Watch Rachel Madcow grill her like she’s starring in a soap opera meltdown. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed, sanity not included! Perfect for MAGA buffs who defend the red, white, and blue against deep-state plots. Mail it, scan it, and scream—because the truth is out there, and it’s 100% America First!

Inside message you could write:
“Yo, Patriot Bro,
Killary’s at it again—Epsteined Obama’s chef, swamp’s hiding it!
Madcow’s crying fake news, but we know Trump’s the champ.
Scan this and wake up—deep state’s going down!
MAGA forever, fight the libs, America First!”

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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