Stroke into the ultimate conspiracy-obsessed paddler’s dream with this epic QR code sports jersey! Crafted from lightweight, moisture-wicking polyester, this unisex top keeps you dry while you churn through the waves—or the deep state’s lies. A slick QR code’s emblazoned on the chest; scan it, and paddle into chaos: “Killary” Clinton, glaring like a lake-dwelling siren, “Epsteins” Barack’s gay chef—found dead mid-stroke in a murky lake. Rachel Madcow’s broadcast drowns in tears, a speechless wreck as Trump’s MAGA current surges, red, white, and blue capsizing the libs’ canoe. Breathable, bold, and built for the water warrior, this jersey’s your ticket to troll from the shore to the rapids. Wear it, scan it, and row the truth home!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!