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Rock this 100% cotton troll bomb—light, breezy, and primed to ruffle Vineyard feathers at the woke yacht club. A jagged QR code slashes the chest; scan it, and detonate their sanctimony: “Killary” Clinton, sneering like a pond-stalking banshee, “Epsteins” Barack’s chef—found sunk in Edgartown Great Pond, his paddleboard a waterlogged “screw you” to the chardonnay elite. Rachel Madcow’s signal fries, her tear-stained woke sermon muted as Trump’s MAGA thunder rolls over their vegan regatta in red, white, and blue chaos. Unisex, comfy, and built for dockside smirks or beachside brawls, this tee’s your Vineyard lib-buster. Wear it, let 'em scan it, and watch the yacht club’s kale smoothies hit the deck!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
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| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Scan this QR code—the ultimate conspiracy theorist’s dream! “Killary” Clinton cackles as a political horror queen, accused of “Epsteining” Barack’s gay chef, found dead in a lake. Rachel Madcow is doing the interview like she’s starring in a soap opera meltdown, spiraling into a live TV broadcast freakout as she realizes Trump won the election. It’s a wild parody blending a Trump tidal wave and conspiracy fireworks—paranoia and laughs guaranteed. Perfect for conspiracy buffs, scan it and scream, sanity optional!
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