Don’t get your laptop Epsteined—shield it from shadowy plots with this ultimate conspiracy theorist’s QR code laptop sleeve! Scan the bold QR to dive into a wild parody where Killary Clinton cackles like a political horror queen, accused of ‘Epsteining’ Barack’s gay chef, found mysteriously dead in a lake. Watch Rachel Madcow interrogate her like she’s starring in a soap opera meltdown. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed, sanity not included! Ideal for conspiracy buffs who guard their devices against deep-state plots, this padded sleeve features durable, shadowy fabric to keep your laptop safe from chocks. Grab yours, scan it, and scream—because the truth is out there, and your laptop’s survival depends on it!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!