Don’t get your laptop Epsteined—shield it from shadowy plots with this badass laptop sleeve—neoprene tough, water-resistant, and decked in a star-spangled conspiracy print. Scan the bold QR code and dive in: “Killary” Clinton, grinning like a cold-blooded swamp queen, “Epsteins” Barack’s gay chef—found stiff in a lake. Rachel Madcow’s live feed implodes, her mascara-streaked face frozen in a silent sob as Trump’s MAGA tsunami crashes through, red, white, and blue blazing. Fits 13” or 15” laptops, with a cushioned zip to lock out the deep-state dust. Slide it in, scan it, and carry the truth—because patriots don’t sleep, and neither should your rig!

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!