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Slip into this 100% cotton chaos-maker—soft, airy, and engineered to short-circuit Martha’s Vineyard’s woke schoolmarms. A stark QR code brands the front and back; let 'em scan it, and trigger the meltdown: “Killary” Clinton, leering like a chalk-dusted demon, “Epsteins” Barack’s chef—found waterlogged in Edgartown Great Pond, his paddleboard a soggy lesson plan gone wrong. Rachel Madcow’s lecture hall feed crashes, her tear-soaked diversity seminar muted as Trump’s MAGA chalkboard scrawl erases their safe-space syllabus in red, white, and blue fury. Unisex, comfy, and perfect for parent-teacher nights or recess taunts, this tee’s your patriot paddle to spank the libs. Wear it, scan it, and watch the Vineyard’s woke teachers flunk reality!
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
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| Length (inches) | Width (inches) | Sleeves (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Sleeves (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
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Scan this QR code—the ultimate conspiracy theorist’s dream! “Killary” Clinton cackles as a political horror queen, accused of “Epsteining” Barack’s gay chef, found dead in a lake. Rachel Madcow is doing the interview like she’s starring in a soap opera meltdown, spiraling into a live TV broadcast freakout as she realizes Trump won the election. It’s a wild parody blending a Trump tidal wave and conspiracy fireworks—paranoia and laughs guaranteed. Perfect for conspiracy buffs, scan it and scream, sanity optional!
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