Glide into the wildest conspiracy-soaked paddler’s fantasy with this killer QR code sports jersey! Forged from sweat-wicking, feather-light polyester, this unisex gem keeps you cool while you slice through water—or the swamp’s secrets. A stark QR code brands the front & back; scan it, and dive deep: “Killary” Clinton, lurking like a paddle-wielding grim reaper, “Epsteins” Barack’s gay chef—found capsized in a lake. Rachel Madcow’s airwaves flood with silent sobs, her lib tears rippling as Trump’s MAGA tempest swamps their blue raft in patriot colors. Sleek, tough, and made for the rogue rower, this jersey’s your blade to cut through the lies. Rock it, scan it, and paddle past the sheeple!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!