Stroke into the ultimate conspiracy-obsessed paddler’s dream with this epic QR code sports jerse! Scan the bold QR to plunge into a wild parody where Killary Clinton cackles like a political horror queen, accused of ‘Epsteining’ Barack’s gay chef, found mysteriously dead in a lake. Watch Rachel Madcow paddle through the interview like she’s starring in a soap opera. Paranoia and laughs guaranteed, sanity not included! Ideal for conspiracy buffs who navigate rivers and rumors alike, this jersey features breathable fabric and shadowy QR troll of shadowy lakes and shadowy plots. Grab yours, scan it, and scream—because the truth is out there, lurking in the ripples!

Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.

• 100% breathable polyester (mesh)
• Fabric weight: 4.13 oz./yd² (140 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Elastic and durable
• Side-seamed construction
• Extended length
• Short raglan sleeves
• Binding on collar
• Classic round neckline
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!