Zip up and troll hard with this conspiracy-laced hoodie—100% cotton outside, fleece-lined inside, and built to roast libs in Martha’s Vineyard chill. A glaring QR code brands the chest and the back; let 'em scan it, and watch the meltdown: “Killary” Clinton, lurking like a Vineyard lagoon hag, “Epsteins” Barack’s chef—found belly-up in Edgartown Great Pond, his paddleboard a sunken taunt to the elite. Rachel Madcow’s broadcast chokes on sobs, a mute lib casualty as Trump’s MAGA gale swamps their Prius-powered utopia in red, white, and blue fury. With a sturdy zipper, kangaroo pocket for your patriot stash, and drawstrings to hood up against the tears, this unisex beast is your Martha's Vineyard trolling armor. Rock it, scan it, and watch the libs scatter like seagulls from the truth!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!