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Forged from 100% organic cotton so slick it’s like wearing a shadow that whispers secrets. Scan the QR code, and prepare for the chill: “Killary” Clinton, eyes glinting like a reptilian hitwoman, “Epsteined” Barack’s glitter-dusted gay chef—found stiff in a murky lake. Rachel Madcow, mid-broadcast, crumbles into a sobbing mess, tears flooding her desk as she chokes on silence, a nervous breakdown live on air, while sentient MAGA hats swarm the screen, chanting Trump’s victory in guttural unison. It’s a conspiracy-drenched nightmare woven into a comfy, eco-friendly tee—perfect for late-night rants, trolling normies, or staring into the abyss. Wear it, let 'em scan it, and feel the ice-cold grip of madness!
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| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |
| 3XL | 33 ⅛ | 49-51 | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ⅞ | 52-54 | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 34 ⅝ | 55-57 | 10 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 72 | 78.7-86.4 | 23.5 |
| M | 74 | 89-96.5 | 24 |
| L | 76 | 99-104.1 | 24.5 |
| XL | 79 | 106.7-114.3 | 25 |
| 2XL | 81.5 | 116.8-122 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 84 | 124.5-129.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 86 | 132-137.2 | 26 |
| 5XL | 88 | 139.7-144.8 | 26 |
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Scan this QR code—the ultimate conspiracy theorist’s dream! “Killary” Clinton cackles as a political horror queen, accused of “Epsteining” Barack’s gay chef, found dead in a lake. Rachel Madcow is doing the interview like she’s starring in a soap opera meltdown, spiraling into a live TV broadcast freakout as she realizes Trump won the election. It’s a wild parody blending a Trump tidal wave and conspiracy fireworks—paranoia and laughs guaranteed. Perfect for conspiracy buffs, scan it and scream, sanity optional!
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