Unleash the ultimate lib-trolling weapon with this Martha’s Vineyard-ready zip hoodie—soft cotton shell, toasty fleece guts, and a fit that screams “deal with it.” A cryptic QR code slashes across the front and back; let 'em scan it, and spark the panic: “Killary” Clinton, a cackling specter of Edgartown Great Pond, “Epsteins” Barack’s chef—found drifting dead, his paddleboard a soggy middle finger to the Vineyard’s woke yacht club. Rachel Madcow’s on-air feed flatlines, steaming as Trump’s MAGA hurricane flattens their kale-fueled dreams in a red, white, and blue blitz. Zippered up tight, with a deep front pocket for your tinfoil notes and a hood to dodge the whining, this unisex troll gear’s your ticket to own the libs. Wear it, scan it, and reign over the Vineyard’s salty tears!

Designed with style and comfort in mind, this hoodie will quickly become your new favorite. It’s made from soft fleece inside and outside, with a sturdy metal zipper, convenient front pockets, and a hood with color-matched drawstrings.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!