Keep your can cold and your vibe lazy with this QR code can cooler from Ain’t That a Kick in the Cunt—the perfect sidekick for workers who’d rather sip than hustle! Scan it to dive into a tantrum video song where every day’s a slapstick catastrophe—coffee spills frying tits, a neighbor’s dick flashing like a creepy cubicle surprise, and trash trips smashing your gash, all pumped with a profanity-charged earworm. The chorus belts a chaotic “kick-kick-kick in the cunt,” while a retro “Wop-bop-a-loo-bop, Wop-bam-bunt” throws a mosh-pit meltdown beat. It’s absurd, crass, and made for office slackers who curse the clock—productivity’s on pause! Insulated, grippy, and made in the USA, this can cooler ships fast to turn your break time into a troll-tastic laugh break—crack open and slack off! 

This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!