Trump’s Wet Raccoon Can Cooler. Chill your drink and flex money, power, and masculinity with this uproarious QR code can cooler—perfect for bringing laughs to your next party! Scan the QR with your smartphone, and bam—watch Donald Trump’s hair flop like a ‘wet raccoon,’ his golden tangle swaying as he booms, "A wet raccoon doesn’t have seven billion fuckin’ dollars in the bank!" It’s a follicular riot of wealth, dominance, and giggles that’ll have you snorting over your cold beer. Paranoia, laughs, and soggy napkins guaranteed—sanity optional! Ideal for MAGA drinkers, this insulated cooler keeps your drink icy while igniting shadowy debates. Grab one, scan it, and cackle—because the truth is out there, and it’s cooling your brew with cash and charisma!

This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!