Slip this can cooler in front of your DOGE supporter mate and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump hollering "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto heat and MAGA grill smoke out the swamp.
Capitol’s charred under Elon’s flare and Trump’s roar, a meme-fueled BBQ bash.
Disrupt or grill, losers, in foamy ‘moonshot’ grip.
Sleek fit for DOGE-lit, deal-sizzling scorn.
Wrap it at the cookout—trendy for crypto carnivores.
Perfect for keeping brews cold while torching D.C.
Chill it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em sizzle.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast."

This dual-side can cooler comes in two sizes to fit your regular and slim cans. Crafted from high-grade synthetic rubber, it keeps your drinks cool and your hands warm.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!