Deliver a shockwave with this electrifying greeting card, straight from the boss’s playbook! Mail it to your dickhead subordinate flunky and let ’em scan the QR: Musk and Trump boom “You’re fired!” in unison—DOGE crypto blasts and MAGA might obliterate the swamp, starting with their sorry ass. Capitol’s rubble trembles under Elon’s guile and Trump’s growl, a meme-drenched pink slip for the ages. Disrupt or begone, fool, on snarky ‘exit’ stock—bold print for DOGE-charged, deal-killing kicks. Send it with corporate contempt, trendy for axing trash. Sign it, scan it, and watch ’em crash—fired to the moon, loser, in a huge, total roast!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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