Deliver a shockwave with this electrifying greeting card, straight from the boss’s playbook! Mail this greeting card to of your dickhead subordinate flunky and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump booming "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto blast and MAGA might obliterate the swamp, starting with you.
Capitol’s rubble under Elon’s guile and Trump’s growl, a meme-soaked pink slip.
Disrupt or begone, fool, on snarky ‘exit’ stock.
Bold print for DOGE-charged, deal-killing kicks.
Send it with corporate contempt—trendy for axing trash.
Perfect for dumping your flunky ass in style.
Sign it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em crash.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast.

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
  Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
  Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
  Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
  Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!