Slip this cork-back coaster in front of your dickhead subordinate flunky and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump bellowing "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto clout and MAGA fury torch the swamp.
Capitol’s charred under Elon’s schemes and Trump’s growl, a meme-soaked ruin.
Disrupt or drown, grunts, on absorbent ‘elite’ cork.
Slick rim for DOGE-driven, deal-dumping disdain.
Set it with boardroom swagger—trendy for bosses.
Perfect for a CEO’s coffee while axing the weak.
Drop it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em sweat.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast.

Create a homey feel while protecting your coffee table or nightstand from mug stains and moisture. The coaster is waterproof and heat-resistant, designed to last a long time. Buy it for yourself or as a lovely gift for your friends and family.

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!