Slam your PA with this hardcover beast—100 ruled pages of premium paper, encased in a glossy rubble-strewn cover with a QR code slashed like a kill shot. Scan it, and kaboom: Musk and Trump thunder “You’re fired!” with DOGE-powered fury, torching the swamp—your flunky’s desk first to fry. It’s a meme-soaked pink slip in notebook guise, Elon’s wild genius and Trump’s snarl melting their schedules into a Capitol Hill roast. Snarky, bold, and primed for chaos—toss it their way, let ’em scan it, and watch ’em flop. Fired to the moon, fool—huge, savage, total doom!

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!