Slip this notebook in front of your dickhead subordinate and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump thundering "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto clout and MAGA bluster shred the swamp.
Capitol burns under Elon’s schemes and Trump’s snarl, a meme-soaked slaughter.
Disrupt or scram, drones, on crisp ‘power’ pages.
Bold lines for DOGE-charged, deal-ditching digs.
Scribble it with corporate contempt—trendy for overlords.
Perfect for meetings to ‘inspire’ your slacking employees.
Flip it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em shrink.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast.

Whether crafting a masterpiece or brainstorming the next big idea, the Hardcover Bound Notebook will inspire your inner wordsmith. The notebook features 80 lined, cream-colored pages, a built-in elastic closure, and a matching ribbon page marker. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is perfect for storing loose notes and business cards to never lose track of important information.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!