Slip this laptop sleeve in front of your dickhead subordinate flunky and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump roaring "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto swagger and MAGA might vaporize the swamp.
Capitol’s ash under Elon’s brain and Trump’s blare, a meme-drenched demolition.
Disrupt or die, suits, in cushy ‘executive’ padding.
Slick edges for DOGE-powered, deal-crushing clout.
Tote it with CEO-level shade—trendy for moguls.
Perfect for a chief exec flexing on underlings.
Zip it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em fold.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast.

Protect your laptop in style—get this snug, lightweight laptop sleeve! To prevent any scratch marks, it contains an internal padded zipper and its interior is fully lined with faux fur. What’s more, it’s made from a material that’s resistant to water, oil, and heat, making sure your laptop sleeve looks as sharp as you any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!