Chuck this tee in front of your dickhead nemesis and let him scan the QR for Elon Musk and Donald Trump roaring "You’re fired!"—DOGE rockets and golden hair unite, shredding swamp hacks.
Capitol’s toast under Elon’s tech and Trump’s tan, a meme-fueled massacre.
Disrupt or bust, clowns, on 100% cotton ‘luxury.’
Crisp edges for DOGE-powered, deal-making hate.
Rock it with streetwear sass—trendy for champs.
Perfect for a t-shirt that screams authority and attitude.
Wear it, let 'em scan it, laugh as they flop.
D.C. takedown—bigly, much wow, epic smack.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Dark Heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico