Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Slip this 100% cotton long-sleeve tee that screams authority and attitude in front of your dickhead nemesis and let him scan the QR—blasted bold on the front and back. Brace for the blast: Elon Musk crashes his first government staff meeting like a rogue cyborg, spitting “You’re fired!” at Hyperloop speed with icy swagger. Eyes feral, hair wild, he turns a dull huddle into a 30-second Musk massacre—suits slump, petrified, jaws locked and eyes pleading under his Trump-fueled rage and DOGE-charged scorn. Unisex, tough, and unhinged, it’s your torch to burn down the swamp’s last gasp. Wear it, scan it, and watch ’em squirm in the freeze!
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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Sport Grey/S
Scan the QR code and witness Elon Musk crashing his first government staff meeting like a sci-fi dictator, pointing and barking “You’re fired!” faster than a SpaceX launch. Think Terminator meets The Apprentice, but with more hair spray and zero chill. Picture Elon, channeling his inner Terminator, except it’s less “I’ll be back” and more “You won’t!” A chaos capsule so wild, turning bureaucracy into a reality TV roast. It’s like The Apprentice invaded Capitol Hill. Scan it and snicker!
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Regular price
$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /