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Cruise in this 100% organic cotton masterpiece—smooth as a Tesla glide, eco-fresh, and wired for the proud Tesla owner. QR codes blaze on the front and back; scan ’em and brace for the blast: Elon Musk storms his first government staff meeting like a rogue cyborg, barking “You’re fired!” with Hyperloop zip and ruthless swagger. Hair flapping, eyes ablaze, he flips a stale powwow into a 30-second Musk mayhem—suits sit rigid, doomed, under his Trump-lit fury and DOGE-driven edge. Unisex, green-powered, and Tesla-bold, it’s your badge of Musk’s electric empire. Wear it, scan it, and flex your keys with pride!
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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 ⅜ | 31-34 | 9 ¼ |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 35-38 | 9 ½ |
| L | 29 ⅞ | 39-41 | 9 ⅝ |
| XL | 31 ⅛ | 42-45 | 9 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 32 ⅛ | 46-48 | 10 |
| 3XL | 33 ⅛ | 49-51 | 10 ¼ |
| 4XL | 33 ⅞ | 52-54 | 10 ¼ |
| 5XL | 34 ⅝ | 55-57 | 10 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 72 | 78.7-86.4 | 23.5 |
| M | 74 | 89-96.5 | 24 |
| L | 76 | 99-104.1 | 24.5 |
| XL | 79 | 106.7-114.3 | 25 |
| 2XL | 81.5 | 116.8-122 | 25.5 |
| 3XL | 84 | 124.5-129.5 | 26 |
| 4XL | 86 | 132-137.2 | 26 |
| 5XL | 88 | 139.7-144.8 | 26 |
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Scan the QR code and witness Elon Musk crashing his first government staff meeting like a sci-fi dictator, pointing and barking “You’re fired!” faster than a SpaceX launch. Think Terminator meets The Apprentice, but with more hair spray and zero chill. Picture Elon, channeling his inner Terminator, except it’s less “I’ll be back” and more “You won’t!” A chaos capsule so wild, turning bureaucracy into a reality TV roast. It’s like The Apprentice invaded Capitol Hill. Scan it and snicker!
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