Fling this tee in front of your dickhead nemesis and let him scan the QR for Elon and Trump tag-teaming "You’re fired!"—SpaceX speed meets MAGA bluster, DOGE chaos reigning supreme.
Washington’s losers get torched by the Tesla tycoon and the Don, Capitol’s a meme ash heap.
Disrupt or cry, swamp scum, on 100% cotton ‘greatness.’
Sharp lines for Musk-Trump-DOGE-grade spite.
Layer it with streetwear swagger—trendy for winners.
Perfect for a t-shirt that screams authority and attitude.
Wear it, let 'em scan it, watch ‘em melt.
D.C. purge—yuge, wow, total own.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular fabric
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico