Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
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Slip this gym jersey in front of your dickhead nemesis and let him scan the QR for Musk and Trump blasting "You’re fired!"—DOGE crypto thrust and MAGA gusto nuke the swamp.
Capitol craters under Elon’s thrust and Trump’s rant, a meme-fueled thrashing.
Disrupt or bust, flops, in airy ‘grind’ mesh.
Sleek lines for DOGE-hyped, deal-breaking lifts.
Layer it with gym-lord sass—trendy for titans.
Perfect for a sports coach who wants to motivate his clients with fun.
Sweat it, let ‘em scan it, watch ‘em flop.
You are Fired to the Moon, Loser—huge, wow, total roast.
Made with 100% breathable polyester mesh, this unisex sports jersey provides optimal ventilation and comfort during intense workouts or leisure activities. The jersey’s relaxed fit and extended length offer extra coverage, while the binding on the collar ensures long-lasting durability and a polished look.
Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Chest (inches) | |
S | 27 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 28 ⅜ | 35-38 |
L | 29 ⅛ | 39-41 |
XL | 29 ⅞ | 42-45 |
2XL | 30 ¾ | 46-48 |
Length (cm) | Chest (cm) | |
S | 70 | 78.7-86.4 |
M | 72 | 89-96.5 |
L | 74 | 99-104.1 |
XL | 76 | 106.7-114.3 |
2XL | 78 | 116.8-122 |
Red/S
Scan the QR code and witness Elon Musk crashing his first government staff meeting like a sci-fi dictator, pointing and barking “You’re fired!” faster than a SpaceX launch.
Think Terminator meets The Apprentice, but with more hair spray and zero chill. Picture Elon, channeling his inner Terminator, except it’s less “I’ll be back” and more “You won’t!”
A chaos capsule so wild, turning bureaucracy into a reality TV roast. It’s like The Apprentice invaded Capitol Hill. Scan it and snicker!
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