Gift your PA this wire-bound wrecking ball—140 ruled pages of chaos, spiraled to flip fast when the axe drops. The glossy cover slams a QR code; scan it, and unleash the shock: Musk and Trump roar “You’re fired!” like a DOGE-fueled thunderclap, blasting the swamp to bits—starting with your flunky’s desk. It’s a meme-soaked pink slip in notebook form, with Elon’s guile and Trump’s growl turning your PA’s to-do list into a roast. Bold, snarky, and built for disruption—hand it over, let ’em scan it, and watch ’em crash. Fired to the moon, loser—huge, wild, total smackdown!

A good notebook can help you with motivation to take more notes, write down ideas, or list future dreams. This wire-bound notebook will be a great daily companion whenever you need to put your thoughts down on paper!

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden

Orders are prepared for shipping within 1-3 business days. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 2-5 business days. Most orders arrive within 8 business days from the purchase date.

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders

Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!