Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
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$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /Tax included.
Zip into this 100% cotton long-sleeve titan—cozy, fierce, and wired for Musk’s wrath. A bold QR code blazes on the front and back; scan it and brace for the blast: Elon Musk crashes his first government staff meeting like a rogue cyborg, spitting “You’re fired!” at Hyperloop pace with ice-cold swagger. Eyes wild, hair a mess, he turns a drab powwow into a 30-second Musk massacre—suits sit frozen, desperate, glued to their chairs under his Trump-charged fury and DOGE-lit scorn. Unisex, snug, and savage, it’s your ticket to Capitol Hill’s reboot meltdown. Wear it, scan it, and revel in the fallout!
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Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 for US/Canada/Mexico orders
Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the EU 🇪🇺 for EU orders
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Length (inches) | Width (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 |
M | 29 | 20 |
L | 30 | 22 |
XL | 31 | 24 |
2XL | 32 | 26 |
3XL | 33 | 28 |
4XL | 34 | 30 |
Length (cm) | Width (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Navy/S
Scan the QR code and witness Elon Musk crashing his first government staff meeting like a sci-fi dictator, pointing and barking “You’re fired!” faster than a SpaceX launch. Think Terminator meets The Apprentice, but with more hair spray and zero chill. Picture Elon, channeling his inner Terminator, except it’s less “I’ll be back” and more “You won’t!” A chaos capsule so wild, turning bureaucracy into a reality TV roast. It’s like The Apprentice invaded Capitol Hill. Scan it and snicker!
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$39.90 Regular price Sold out Unit price /